juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

(via benedidicted)

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(Source: raidoucoolzunoha, via slapping)

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via thelazykorean)

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty, via sixpenceee)

oldpaintings:

Ivan IV the Terrible visited by the ghosts of those he murdered by  Baron Mikhail Petrovich Klodt von Jurgensburg (Russian, 1835—1914)

oldpaintings:

Ivan IV the Terrible visited by the ghosts of those he murdered by  Baron Mikhail Petrovich Klodt von Jurgensburg (Russian, 1835—1914)

(via sixpenceee)

lusterine:

I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying

(via resident-evil-is-win)

ohbellatrixdear:

A picture going around work. One of the night shift cna’s took this. Idk if to believe but they said they were hearing strange noises coming from the hallway and when one of the cna’s decided to take a pic this came out. Dont know if its a fake or not but im just going to leave it here.

(via sixpenceee)

gnumblr:

apparently I’m worth $83. not too shabby


$67

gnumblr:

apparently I’m worth $83. not too shabby

$67

(Source: ihavenotfailed, via resident-evil-is-win)

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ANOTHER 9 YEARS OF THIS SHOW

oedipalsam:

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cumleak:

cumleak:

send anons

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are you kidding me

(via disowns)

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via resident-evil-is-win)

dialoglog:

No matter whether you’re quirky

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or cool,

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D —>big

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:33 < or small,

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wEAK

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Or powerful,

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Quiet

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OR LOUD,

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kind

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or manipul8ive,

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Introverted

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OR OUTGO1NG,

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Urbane

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Or UnCuLtUrEd,

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You are a special and unique person, and you should be proud of that.








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Except you, Eridan. Fuck you.

(via shingeki--no--friends)

k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

(via mindable)